How To Be Cooler

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Seek shade.

Both literally and figuratively.

Shade provides comparative darkness and coolness caused by shelter from direct sunlight; according to oxforddictionaries.com.

Shade is also said to be thrown by a trash talking friend or acquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect; according to urbandictionary.com.

Regardless of context, the recipient of shade will always be the cooler one.

Life Simplified

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“Life is the sum of all your choices.”

-Albert Camus

Making more positive–rather than negative–choices in life will result in a positive sum.

Making more negative—rather than positive—choices in life will result in a negative sum.

Positive sum=winning.

Negative sum=losing.

Winning=success.

Losing=failure.

It’s entirely up to you if you want to be a success or a failure.

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.”

-Albert Einstein

Fuck Love? Fuck That

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L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don’t break it
Love was made for me and you

If you can offer something greater than your love, then fuck me.

 

 

To Be Or Not To Be…

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To be a Richard is to be a dick.

Not to be a dick is to be a vagina.

To be vagina is not to be masculine.

Not to be masculine is to be feminine.

To be feminine is not to be careless.

Not to be careless is to be aware.

To be aware is not to be disorderly.

Not to be disordered is to be tidy.

To be tidy is not to be chaotic.

Not to be chaotic is to be calm.

To be calm is not to be irrational.

Not to be irrational is to be thoughtful.

To be thoughtful is not to be selfish.

Not to be selfish is to be cool.

To be cool is not to be a loser.

Not to be a loser is to be Richard.

To be Richard is not to be yourself.

Don’t Be A Richard

I am the change I wish to see in the world.